'Watering while it rains.'
I hate leaf blowers. I made a manual for users of leaf blowers. For this I used an existing leaf blower manual, but distorted each sentence by a negation. I provided the images with a caption about a red flag - anecdote. (A man who doesn't like me doesn't dare say so in words, so pretends to be a leaf blower enthusiast. I give him the negation manual as a byebye- gift.)